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* Forwarded by Eugene Krashtan (2:463/586.100)
* Area : HUMOR.FILTERED
* From : Boris Paleev, 2:5020/113@fidonet.org (Tuesday October 19 1999 19:12)
* To : All
* Subj : (fwd) haiku
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From: "Oleg V. Volkov" <rover@fly.lglobus.ru>
To: hf@fly.lglobus.ru
Hайдено в alt.certification.mcse следующее:
In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced the impersonal and
unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku
poetry:
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
The page you seek is not here.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
-- Psst! English! Who needs that?! I never go to England. (c) Homer J. Simpson-- end of forwarded message --
-- Oleg V. Volkov aka Rover E-mail: rover@lglobus.ru E-mail redirector: sr-13@mail.ru (always up) -=/ SR 13 /=-=============================================================================
Hi All!
Sincerely, Eugene Thursday October 21 1999 08:00 (AKA eug@lucky.net)
* My computer isn't that nervous...it's just a bit ANSI.
--- GoldED 3.01.Beta2+ * Origin: Расцвели Kраштаны в Kиеве весной... (FidoNet 2:463/586.100) -- end of forwarded message --
-- С тем, что не помешает никогда, Kittle